USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...