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One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
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Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
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How to Annoy People at Work
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How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
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Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...