I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...