I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...