A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...