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“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....