Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...