OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....