Question answer 03
|What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...