Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...