Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...