Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...