A Perfect Woman Is…
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What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
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Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
You’re a Statue
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Palindromes
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