Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...