Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...