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This dog is acting bad
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Birth of a Candy Bar
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Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
American University Grading Procedures
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Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...