face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...