I have a big problem
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Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
An African Lion
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GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
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Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...