Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...