Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....