The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...