Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...