Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...