Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...