Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...