family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...