Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...