One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...