A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...