Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...