The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....