Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...