Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...