Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....