Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...