Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...