Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
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Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
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Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...