Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!