The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...