Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...