New Year Nerd Resolutions
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The guide to wife translations
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Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
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The black baby.
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Stupid Insults 7/31
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The results of a study
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A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...