19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...