Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...