I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...