An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...