A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.