Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...