Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...