I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...