What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Remaining as enemies
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Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
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A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
What is the oldest profession?
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