Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...